hello hello. well i started my day off with a trip to the gym! i know, hard to believe, right?? but YES i did it...its my new thing and im loving it! anyway, as i was walking to the metro, feeling good, confident, awake...BAM...i was suddenly standing face to face with a crazy woman in a dark tunnel singing some pop song (pink maybe??) in a voice deeper than my dads with like three teeth...yeeeeesh...what a way to horrify me first thing in the morning! well, i recovered from that incident and went to work. then lunchtime came and i started cutting and eating my green pepper...only to notice...on my SECOND piece...a tiny black bug trying to hide discreetly near the top...eulp. SICK. i had already eaten a slice! that little trespasser ruined my lunch! hope i didnt accidentally eat his brother!! eulp. not ok. anyway, i tossed the rest of the pepp and continued on with my day. then i was just running an errand when i ran into upside down teeth man again! he was spotted pushing tables through the hall and he smiled at me, happy as a clam with his one row of giant teeth!
thats it for now...lets see what other horrifying delights this day has to offer!! hope youre havin a good one :) xoxo
OH, i also realized (while reading my book club book "i know this much is true" by wally lamb) that its "up and at 'em"...not "up and atom"...awkward...
*UPDATE* it DID get weirder/worse as the day went on.....a little boy just came into my office. farted. said excuse me. then gave me an evil smile and walked out cracking up.......ew dude.
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